Mustard How to Survive Meetings Cards
Shuffle. Sigh. Repeat.
A deck of 52 cards that will help you survive any meeting. Zero eye contact required. From pointless agendas to “just a quick sync,” this deck is your passive-aggressive survival kit for every meeting that could’ve been an email.
Inside, you'll find 52 painfully accurate quotes, coping mechanisms, and spiritual shrugs like:
- “Nod and mute: the modern power move.”
- “Repeat what the last person said. But slower.”
- “Set your status to 'In a meeting' — emotionally.”
Perfect for passing time, passing blame, or passing out mid-call.
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